Sunday, October 11, 2009

THE DEAD SEAS SHRINKING? THROW SOME D'S ON THAT BITCH



What happens when one of your most popular attractions starts to feel the effects of the environment? Easy, fix it yourself with some salt! Despite concerns from environmentalists, Jordan is steaming ahead to refill the dead sea with salt to counter its depletion. The saltiest body of water in the world is said to be falling by almost 4 feet per year, raising concerns that the dead sea is dying. Environmentalists are concerned by adding more salt it will screw with the ecosystem, saying that the fish will flee, and McDonalds french fries will make habitat. I say fill it up unleaded, Jordan! Who the hell are these environmentalists anyways?

Enjoy.


- Whalehawk Laboratories


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